Lake Life Bitch - Smells like sunscreen, canned cocktails, and the illusion that pontoon boats are glamorous.
Scent notes: Coconut, Ginger, Sea Kelp
Welcome to lake season, where the vibes are immaculate and the social hierarchy is confusing. Is it a yacht? No. Is it a pontoon with Bluetooth speakers and a dream? Absolutely. Lake Life Bitch captures that perfect mix of low-stakes luxury and high-key opinions about docking technique.
This is the scent of slow sunburns and even slower afternoons spent floating, drifting, and pretending you don’t need to reapply your SPF (no, really, you do). It’s coconut sunscreen melting into warm skin, a cooler full of something fizzy, and yacht rock playing just loud enough to make you feel like the main character of a very niche summer movie.
There’s a little snobbery here, don’t get it twisted. Someone will judge your boat, your drink choice, and your playlist. But at the end of the day, everyone’s just chasing that same golden-hour glow and one more lap around the lake before sunset.
Light it up, lean back, and let the world drift. You’re not in a hurry. You’re on lake time now.
Limited quantities in-store. Custom orders online.
Basic Lake Life Bitch
Candle/Wax Melts: Crafted from a soy/paraffin wax blend, these candles provide 40-50 hours of clean-burning, long-lasting fragrance, perfect for creating a cozy atmosphere.
Lotion: This paraben-free lotion features a nourishing blend of Shea Butter, Aloe, Silk Amino Acids, and Sunflower and Coconut Oils, leaving your skin soft, hydrated, and smooth.
Pulse-Point Roller/Car Diffuser: Experience lasting fragrance with our pulse-point rollers, made with premium skin-safe fragrance oils for easy, mess-free application.
Goat Milk Bar Soap: Handmade with Goat Milk and sustainable, non-GMO Palm Oil, this soap offers a luxurious, creamy lather that's gentle on your skin.
Shampoo/Shave Soap Bar: This versatile bar is crafted with a gentle glycerin base, delivering a rich lather that cleanses hair and skin while providing a smooth glide for shaving. Perfect for multi-purpose use, it leaves skin and hair feeling refreshed and nourished.
Items are eligible for return 14 days after receipt if damaged in shipping. Refunds will be issued on receipt of return, excluding cost of shipping.
