Basic Peeps Bitch – Smells like artificial marshmallow, unapologetic neon, and the sugar high your inner child is still chasing.
Spring has sprung—and so has your impulse control. Basic Peeps Bitch is what happens when seasonal allergies meet pastel chaos and you black out in the candy aisle. It’s unapologetically sweet, vaguely unhinged, and somehow smells like a dentist’s nightmare and an Instagram filter had a baby.
Fruity cereal? Check. Burnt sugar? Obviously. This scent is the olfactory equivalent of screaming “Let’s do brunch!” in a Costco parking lot while wearing bunny ears.
Limited quantities in-store (because capitalism), custom orders online (because convenience).
Basic Peeps Bitch
$10.00Price
