Basic Peeps Bitch – Smells like artificial marshmallow, unapologetic neon, and the sugar high your inner child is still chasing.
Spring has sprung—and so has your impulse control. Basic Peeps Bitch is what happens when seasonal allergies meet pastel chaos and you black out in the candy aisle. It’s unapologetically sweet, vaguely unhinged, and somehow smells like a dentist’s nightmare and an Instagram filter had a baby.
Fruity cereal? Check. Burnt sugar? Obviously. This scent is the olfactory equivalent of screaming “Let’s do brunch!” in a Costco parking lot while wearing bunny ears.
Limited quantities in-store (because capitalism), custom orders online (because convenience).
Basic Peeps Bitch
Candle/Wax Melts: Crafted from a soy/paraffin wax blend, these candles provide 40-50 hours of clean-burning, long-lasting fragrance, perfect for creating a cozy atmosphere.
Lotion: This paraben-free lotion features a nourishing blend of Shea Butter, Aloe, Silk Amino Acids, and Sunflower and Coconut Oils, leaving your skin soft, hydrated, and smooth.
Pulse-Point Roller/Car Diffuser: Experience lasting fragrance with our pulse-point rollers, made with premium skin-safe fragrance oils for easy, mess-free application.
Goat Milk Bar Soap: Handmade with Goat Milk and sustainable, non-GMO Palm Oil, this soap offers a luxurious, creamy lather that's gentle on your skin.
Shampoo/Shave Soap Bar: This versatile bar is crafted with a gentle glycerin base, delivering a rich lather that cleanses hair and skin while providing a smooth glide for shaving. Perfect for multi-purpose use, it leaves skin and hair feeling refreshed and nourished.
Items are eligible for return 14 days after receipt if damaged in shipping. Refunds will be issued on receipt of return, excluding cost of shipping.