Yoga Bitch - Smells like hippies, yoga mats, and the subtle superiority of someone who just nailed crow pose.
Scent notes: Patchouli, Sandalwood, Incense, Sea Breeze
Namaste… but make it a little judgmental. Yoga Bitch is for the ones who say “I’m just here for the energy” but absolutely notice your form is off. It’s earthy, it’s breezy, and it carries just enough incense to make people wonder if you’re enlightened, or just really committed to the bit.
This blend leans all the way into that hippie-witchy aunt meets spiritual influencer vibe: grounded, a little sweaty, and suspiciously confident. It’s patchouli-forward in a “I’ve transcended societal expectations” way, softened by sandalwood calm and a hint of sea breeze that says, yes, I do retreat at least once a year.
Light it while you stretch, journal, or gently remind someone that meditation could fix *gestures vaguely at everything*. Because nothing says inner peace like smelling incredible while being just a touch condescending about it.
Limited quantities in-store. Custom orders online.
Basic Yoga Bitch
Candle/Wax Melts: Crafted from a soy/paraffin wax blend, these candles provide 40-50 hours of clean-burning, long-lasting fragrance, perfect for creating a cozy atmosphere.
Lotion: This paraben-free lotion features a nourishing blend of Shea Butter, Aloe, Silk Amino Acids, and Sunflower and Coconut Oils, leaving your skin soft, hydrated, and smooth.
Pulse-Point Roller/Car Diffuser: Experience lasting fragrance with our pulse-point rollers, made with premium skin-safe fragrance oils for easy, mess-free application.
Goat Milk Bar Soap: Handmade with Goat Milk and sustainable, non-GMO Palm Oil, this soap offers a luxurious, creamy lather that's gentle on your skin.
Shampoo/Shave Soap Bar: This versatile bar is crafted with a gentle glycerin base, delivering a rich lather that cleanses hair and skin while providing a smooth glide for shaving. Perfect for multi-purpose use, it leaves skin and hair feeling refreshed and nourished.
Items are eligible for return 14 days after receipt if damaged in shipping. Refunds will be issued on receipt of return, excluding cost of shipping.
