Yoga Bitch - Smells like hippies, yoga mats, and the subtle superiority of someone who just nailed crow pose. Scent notes: Patchouli, Sandalwood, Incense, Sea Breeze
Namaste… but make it a little judgmental. Yoga Bitch is for the ones who say “I’m just here for the energy” but absolutely notice your form is off. It’s earthy, it’s breezy, and it carries just enough incense to make people wonder if you’re enlightened, or just really committed to the bit.
This blend leans all the way into that hippie-witchy aunt meets spiritual influencer vibe: grounded, a little sweaty, and suspiciously confident. It’s patchouli-forward in a “I’ve transcended societal expectations” way, softened by sandalwood calm and a hint of sea breeze that says, yes, I do retreat at least once a year.
Light it while you stretch, journal, or gently remind someone that meditation could fix *gestures vaguely at everything*. Because nothing says inner peace like smelling incredible while being just a touch condescending about it.
Limited quantities in-store. Custom orders online.
